Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

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Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by Maggs » 01 Jun 2013, 12:59

Little fun for all our witty members ...


I planted a rosebush - I thought it was pretty
But without water it died in a jiffy

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by Maggs » 01 Jun 2013, 13:05

I have a dog whose name is Jenny
She certainly costs me a pretty penny!

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Post by lynny » 01 Jun 2013, 13:06

My gardening skills are next to none !
I planted some lettuce and then they were gone

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Post by Maggs » 01 Jun 2013, 13:10

Last Sunday I was invited for tea
and nobody turned up , only me!

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by Maggs » 02 Jun 2013, 11:03

Eating Al Fresco is rather pleasant
with Guacamole and Roasted Pheasant.

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Post by lynny » 02 Jun 2013, 11:37

Going on picnics can help you relax
That's 'til you end up with ants in your daks

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Post by Maggs » 02 Jun 2013, 16:57

The good old days were bright and gay
today we don't know what to say!

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by lynny » 03 Jun 2013, 15:12

There's no need for the young to say owt at all
They can type it all on their Facebook wall

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by Maggs » 03 Jun 2013, 15:50

Can our Julia win the race
and spit on Tony's tortured face?

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Post by lynny » 03 Jun 2013, 17:28

Heavens above, I've burnt my toast
No matter because I eat more than most

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by Maggs » 04 Jun 2013, 11:18

I'm glad I was born on a Mothering Sunday
I don't want to turn out as Solomon Grundy

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by lynny » 04 Jun 2013, 13:53

Blow out the candles make a wish
watch that cake disappear from its dish

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by Maggs » 05 Jun 2013, 09:53

:biggrin:

I like to look at the stars at night
some shoot, some twinkle and that's alright

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by lynny » 05 Jun 2013, 13:25

If you see a little green man
run for the hills as fast as you can

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Re: Two line Ditties By Arcturin 2009

Post by Maggs » 06 Jun 2013, 10:02

A Trip to The Tower to see the Crown Jewels
can only result in a lot of drools.

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